Poker Hand Nicknames

A.J Styles

Posted by Matt Skeats

A
♥

♥

J
♥

♥

JH AH

The Prince of Pheonominal also bodes well in poker looks best in hearts but any AJ Suited is strong

Alexander Ovechkin

Posted by Absaraka

7
♦

♦

8
♠

♠

7D 8S

An 8 with a hockey stick.

Also known as RPM.

American Airlines

A
♦

♦

A
♠

♠

AD AS

Pocket Rockets
Bullets

anna kournakova

Posted by john

A
♠

♠

K
♠

♠

KS AS

looks good but plays terribly

Ashtray

3
♠

♠

A
♥

♥

3S AH

Bad Hair Day

Posted by Absaraka

7
♣

♣

7
♦

♦

7
♥

♥

7
♠

♠

7C 7D 7S 7H

Four mullets--a REALLY bad hair day!

Big Slick

A
♥

♥

K
♥

♥

KH AH

Black Jack

A
♥

♥

J
♣

♣

JC AH

Pontoon
Royal Pontoon (can be king or queen).

BOSS

Posted by BOSS

2
♠

♠

6
♦

♦

A
♦

♦

J
♦

♦

K
♦

♦

JD AD 6D 2S KD

Broadway

Posted by Absaraka

A
♠

♠

J
♥

♥

K
♦

♦

Q
♣

♣

10
♠

♠

QC KD AS TS JH

Any mixed suits

brokeback mountain

Posted by john

Q
♦

♦

Q
♠

♠

QS QD

two queens

Canine

9
♦

♦

K
♠

♠

9D KS

Clooneys

Posted by Scimitar

K
♣

♣

K
♦

♦

K
♥

♥

KC KH KD

computer hand

Posted by delboy0079

7
♣

♣

Q
♦

♦

7C QD

queen seven any suit is a computer hand

Cowboys / King Kong

K
♦

♦

K
♠

♠

KD KS

Crabs

Posted by MisterPurple

3
♣

♣

3
♠

♠

3C 3S

or trees

Cribbage Monster

Posted by Absaraka

5
♣

♣

5
♦

♦

5
♥

♥

5
♠

♠

5S 5D 5C 5H

With any face card as a kicker

Daniel Negreanu

Posted by Andrew

7
♠

♠

10
♠

♠

7S TS

His favorite hand

Dead Man

8
♣

♣

A
♣

♣

8C AC

Dead Man

Dead Man Walkin

Posted by GIBBO (10,10)

8
♣

♣

8
♠

♠

A
♣

♣

A
♠

♠

8S AS 8C AC

death note

Posted by king

A
♣

♣

A
♦

♦

A
♠

♠

AD AS AC

Is the shit

DIMES

Posted by LONGGUY!

10
♠

♠

10
♠

♠

TS TS

Dinner for two

Posted by JD

6
♠

♠

9
♦

♦

9D 6S

Suits dont matter

Dolly Parton

5
♦

♦

9
♦

♦

5D 9D

There is some debate whether a Dolly Parton is the 9-5 straight or just the individual cards. This hand is definetly the more common of the two...

Doyle Brunson

2
♠

♠

10
♠

♠

2S TS

Doyle Brunson

Posted by spud

A
♠

♠

Q
♥

♥

QH AS

So named because Doyle hates playing this hand.

duck king

Posted by la bouche

2
♦

♦

K
♦

♦

KD 2D

super quack
duck crown

Ducks

Posted by FreiburgSteve

2
♠

♠

2
♠

♠

2S 2S

Any suit !

Fishhooks

J
♣

♣

J
♦

♦

JC JD

Flat Tire

Posted by Bob

4
♠

♠

J
♥

♥

4S JH

Any suit

Flat Tyre

4
♠

♠

J
♠

♠

4S JS

Jack Four - What's a Jack Four?

GANG BANG

Posted by BENNY BOY BENFORD

J
♣

♣

J
♦

♦

J
♥

♥

J
♠

♠

Q
♥

♥

JS JD QH JH JC

Gay Waiter

Posted by FreiburgSteve

3
♦

♦

Q
♠

♠

3D QS

Any Suit

George Orwell

Posted by Absaraka

4
♠

♠

8
♠

♠

4S 8S

From the novel "1984"
Any suit
Also known as Lumber Yard

German Virgins

Posted by Bert

9
♦

♦

9
♥

♥

9H 9D

Granny Mae

Posted by Dj Peters

5
♦

♦

Q
♠

♠

5D QS

Suit doesn't matter
Granny can be a queen and may is the 5th month of the year.

Harry Potter

J
♣

♣

K
♦

♦

KD JC

Hooks

Posted by Longguy1

J
♠

♠

J
♠

♠

JS JS

Fishing hooks
Fish hooks

Huey, Dewey, and Louie

Posted by Absaraka

2
♣

♣

2
♦

♦

2
♠

♠

2S 2D 2C

Three famous "ducks"

Jack Ass

A
♠

♠

J
♦

♦

AS JD

Jack the Giant Killer

Posted by Absaraka

J
♠

♠

10
♠

♠

TS JS

Suited

Jack the Lad

Posted by Scarface

J
♥

♥

Q
♣

♣

Q
♦

♦

QD QC JH

Jacking Off

J
♦

♦

K
♠

♠

KS JD

off suit

Jackson Five

5
♣

♣

J
♦

♦

5C JD

Jackson Five

Posted by JD

5
♥

♥

5
♠

♠

J
♦

♦

J
♠

♠

JD JS 5S 5H

Johnny's

Posted by TeQue

J
♥

♥

J
♠

♠

JH JS

Kate

Posted by Adam

8
♠

♠

K
♦

♦

8S KD

Kelly's Heat

Posted by Stenzz

3
♦

♦

5
♠

♠

5S 3D

Any 3-5 Offsuit is "Kelly's Heat", so called because of it's ability to beat much better starting hands but ONLY at Kelly's 19th Hole in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota

King Crab

Posted by Absaraka

3
♥

♥

K
♠

♠

KS 3H

On or off suit

Kojak

J
♠

♠

K
♠

♠

JS KS

Lenja

Posted by JimPanse

7
♥

♥

J
♥

♥

7H JH

suit or not doesn't matter

Little Slick / Big Chick

A
♠

♠

Q
♥

♥

QH AS

Lost World Series

Posted by Absaraka

4
♠

♠

9
♠

♠

9S 4S

Any suit
Refers to the lost baseball World Series of 1994. Could also refer to the fate of a player who plays these cards incorrectly.

Lucky Bastard

Posted by Scarface

K
♥

♥

Q
♣

♣

Q
♦

♦

Q
♥

♥

Q
♠

♠

QH QC QD KH QS

Machine Gun (AK-47)

4
♦

♦

7
♠

♠

A
♥

♥

K
♣

♣

4D KC AH 7S

Magnum

Posted by Longguy1

4
♠

♠

4
♠

♠

4S 4S

Colt 44
sailboats

Malice in the Palace

Posted by Absaraka

K
♣

♣

K
♦

♦

K
♥

♥

K
♠

♠

Q
♦

♦

KS KD KC KH QD

Marksman

Posted by tinsel666

2
♣

♣

2
♦

♦

2
♠

♠

A
♥

♥

A
♠

♠

2C 2D 2S AH AS

Three ducks, two bullets.

MAVERICK

Posted by LONGGUY!

J
♠

♠

Q
♠

♠

JS QS

Mowtown

Posted by Sam

5
♠

♠

J
♦

♦

5S JD

Mowtown due to the jackson five

Mullets

7
♦

♦

7
♥

♥

7H 7D

Otje

Posted by Mike

4
♦

♦

Q
♠

♠

4D QS

Over and Out

4
♠

♠

10
♦

♦

4S TD

Ten - Four
Roger That

Police Talk

4
♠

♠

10
♦

♦

4S TD

Posh & Becks

Posted by Matt Skeats

K
♠

♠

Q
♠

♠

QS KS

Suit dosent matter

Presto

Posted by Absaraka

5
♦

♦

5
♠

♠

5S 5D

Also called "speed limit"

Prom night

6
♠

♠

9
♠

♠

9S 6S

Big lick in a suit.

Quack

Posted by Dj Peters

J
♦

♦

Q
♦

♦

JD QD

Suit doesn't matter.

Route 66

6
♦

♦

6
♠

♠

6D 6S

Sailboats

Posted by MisterPurple

4
♦

♦

4
♥

♥

4H 4D

San Francisco Busboy

3
♠

♠

Q
♦

♦

3S QD

or Gay waiter

Slot Machine

Posted by Absaraka

7
♣

♣

7
♦

♦

7
♠

♠

7S 7D 7C

Three "sevens" is a good pull on most slots

Snowman

8
♥

♥

8
♠

♠

8S 8H

Snowshoes

Q
♣

♣

Q
♠

♠

QC QS

Socks and Shoes

Posted by tinsel666

2
♣

♣

2
♥

♥

3
♣

♣

3
♥

♥

3C 2H 2C 3H

Solid Gold

Posted by Jeff

2
♦

♦

4
♠

♠

4S 2D

Sophie

Posted by Claire

2
♣

♣

9
♦

♦

9
♦

♦

K
♦

♦

Q
♦

♦

9D 9D 2C QD KD

Lucie

Steel Wheel

2
♣

♣

3
♣

♣

4
♣

♣

5
♣

♣

A
♣

♣

3C 2C AC 5C 4C

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Posted by Absaraka

6
♠

♠

A
♠

♠

AS 6S

Suited or not.

Singer famous for the song "Sixtteen Tons"

The Big Lick

6
♥

♥

9
♥

♥

9H 6H

'Nuff (Muff?) said!

The Dozer

Posted by The Dozer

3
♦

♦

9
♣

♣

3D 9C

Suit doesn't matter

The Ladies

Posted by Joe Taylor Arundel

Q
♦

♦

Q
♥

♥

QD QH

Any suit

Three Wise Men

K
♣

♣

K
♦

♦

K
♠

♠

KD KC KS

Tiger Woods

A
♣

♣

K
♣

♣

KC AC

Ace and King of Clubs

TIGER WOODS BAD DAY

Posted by BENNY BOY BENFORD

4
♣

♣

4
♠

♠

4C 4S

Tomahawk

Posted by Case Ace

2
♠

♠

J
♠

♠

2S JS

Suit doesn't matter

Transvestite

4
♦

♦

A
♠

♠

4D AS

If you don't look careful ly enough, you could mistake it for AA and make the biggest mistake of your life.

Walking sticks

Posted by GIBBO (10,10)

7
♦

♦

7
♥

♥

7H 7D

Wayne Gretzky

Posted by Absaraka

9
♦

♦

9
♠

♠

9D 9S

(Gretzky wore jersey #99.)

Also known as German Virgins

Woolworth

Posted by Absaraka

5
♠

♠

10
♠

♠

TS 5S

Any suit

Refers to the original five-and-ten-cent store

Also known as Million Dollar Baby, after the song from the musical Funny Lady

ZEIGFRIED & ROY

Posted by NICKY COSMIC

Q
♠

♠

Q
♠

♠

QS QS

SNOWSHOES

ZelDa

Posted by Nimrod

3
♠

♠

4
♠

♠

4S 3S

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